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Navy Seal Copypasta (likewise known equally the "Marine Copypasta", "Internet Tough Guy Copypasta" and "Gorilla Warfare Copypasta") is a facetious message containing a series of ridiculous claims and grandiose threats that portray the poster as an Internet tough guy stereotype. In the original post, the writer claimed to be a onetime Navy Seal with a long history of combat experiences, using comical typos and hyperboles like "Gorilla Warfare," "300 Confirmed Kills" and "I can kill you in over 700 means with just my bare hands." Since its emergence in mid-2012, the copypasta has spawned a multifariousness of spin-off stories, similar to the John Copypasta meme.

Origin

The copypasta is believed to accept originated on the military machine and weapons enthusiast image lath Operator Chan onetime in 2010. The earliest archived posting was submitted on November 11th, 2010 to 4chan's /jp/^[4] (Otaku Culture) board, in which the poster claimed to accept seen the message previously on Operator Chan.

What the fuck did y'all just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my form in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire United states armed forces. You are nada to me simply just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Globe, mark my fucking words. You think you can get abroad with maxim that shit to me over the Cyberspace? Retrieve over again, fucker. Equally we speak I am contacting my hugger-mugger network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now then you better ready for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic footling thing y'all call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, someday, and I tin kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my blank easily. Not but am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I volition use information technology to its full extent to wipe your miserable donkey off the confront of the continent, you lot little shit. If merely you lot could have known what unholy retribution your fiddling "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you lot, maybe yous would have held your fucking tongue. Only you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the cost, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you lot volition drown in it. You lot're fucking dead, kiddo.

On May 24th, 2012, an anonymous user submitted a thread to the /pasta/^[1] board, challenge he had created the original copypasta 2 to 3 years prior (shown beneath).

Navy Seal Copypasta and someone claiming to be the orginal internet tough guy - also has crude drawing of character puking rainbows

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On Apr 4th, 2012, Redditor fahottie submitted a screenshot of a YouTube comment featuring the copypasta to the /r/funny^[8] subreddit (shown below), where it received more than xx,000 upward votes and 970 comments prior to being archived.

navy seal copypasta with Gorilla warfare corrected to guerilla

On May 22nd, YouTuber Copypasta Sings uploaded a musical version of the copypasta (shown below), which received over 87,000 views and 780 comments in the next nine months.

On August 17th, Urban Dictionary ^[seven] fellow member 487j submitted an entry for the term "gorilla warfare," defining it as training that "fake Navy Seals" receive. On November 16th, Newgrounds^[5] user JoePorter134 uploaded a dramatic reading of the copypasta. On January tenth, 2013, Redditor LiterallyKesha submitted the message to the /r/copypasta^[3] subreddit and provided links to several notable variations. In the next calendar month, the post received over 75 up votes and 135 comments.

Richi Phelps Facebook Post

On February 13th, 2013, 10-year-old Richi Phelps posted a status update featuring a version of the copypasta adapted to Mexican slang on his Facebook profile page.

In the following hours, Phelps' status update spread virally beyond the social networking site, with many Facebook users mocking the boy with photoshopped images for making boastful claims similar having "all-encompassing military training" background and "an arsenal of weapons" at his disposal, while unaware of the fact that information technology was a copied message. By Feb 14th, Phelps' viral condition update had been identified equally an adapted version of the Navy Seal copypasta. That same day, the Mexican news sites SDP Noticias^[10] and Sipse^[9] reported on the phenomenon.

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2019 Christchurch Mosque Shootings

On March 15th, 2019, shootings took place at the Al Noor Mosque and Linwood Islamic Centre in Christchurch, New Zealand, during which at least 49 people were killed and an boosted xx were injured. The attacks were livestreamed past the shooter on Facebook, which showed the shooter entering a mosque while shooting a shotgun, before switching to an assault rifle and murdering people inside. In a document shared on 8chan prior to the shooting, the suspected shooter put a version of the Navy Seal Copypasta under the heading "You are a bigot,racist,xenophobe,islamophobe,nazi,fascist!" (shown beneath).

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Notable Variations

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